I don't know if this happens to anyone else, but every single goddamn guy I date ends up breaking up with me in the most emotionally straining ways. Low and behold, a couple of months apart and they begin to blow my phone up and call me all the time and trying to sneak the great memories we had back into my brain. Does this happen to anyone else? Because it's annoying.
It's like "the one that got away" only I had no part in the plan of destroying our prior relationship, that was all you, buddy. I hate it. It's probably one of the most annoying things to me. When all is said and done I turn into the bad guy because I don't answer your texts or late night drunk phone calls to me? Worst. Situation. In. Relationship. History.
Sure, I'm the bad guy, I'll take that role if you just open your eyes and go back to smoking weed and hanging out with your friends in their mother's basement. DREAM BIG. I'll stick with my gay guy friends, thanks.
Don't take me the wrong way, I'm really not trying to sound harsh. I just find that when guys think they know what they want and move on that they realize that the relationship they had was pretty damn good compared to the drug infested life they left you for. If you hurt me once, then I won't ever consider dating you a second time. There's a reason it didn't work.
It's not me it's you... no... but really, it's basically all you.